Woah! A Leftie Governor Shows Gun Nut Wingers How It's Done!
Absolute problems require ABSOLUTE solutions!
Well. I don’t plan to do any posts on Sundays, usually, but!
I am so excited!!! I can’t help myself!
Because one of the BIGGEST issues we lefties have with those ridiculous wingers is how they blather on about “The Constitution” all the time.
“The Constitution” this, “The Constitution” that.
Like, what makes “The Constitution” so great? Wasn’t it written, like, hundreds of years ago? By (no coincidence!!!!) old dead white racists?
Have you even tried to read it? It’s sooooo confusing. It’s all run-on sentences and odd words, and there are commas in weird places. No wonder teachers don’t make kids read it in school! It’s incomprehensible!
Even worse, those guys who wrote it?
They had no idea what life today would be like!
Like, back then they had guns that could kill people, but today we have guns that can really really really REALLY kill people.
Like, more than one at a time!
See the difference?
Only the government should have weapons that kill multiple people at the same time! Not the winger gun nuts!!!
Which brings me to the Governor of New Mexico, Michelle Lujan Grisham, or as I think of her now: Saint Michelle.
SHE knows that all this blah blah blah about “The Constitution” is utterly ridiculous!
I mean, people are DYING out there!
What good is “The Constitution” when people are DYING????
And she has the solution!
If you have a situation where “The Constitution” is a roadblock — just toss it out!
Easy peasy!
And that’s exactly what she did!
She declared a State of Emergency for the City of Albuquerque (brilliant!!!) and that nullifies “The Second Amendment”!!!!
w00t!
“I’ve declared an emergency for a temporary amount of time, I can invoke additional powers. No constitutional right, in my view, including my oath, is intended to be absolute.”
Be still, my heart!!!
And of course, when she held a “press” conference, a “reporter” started bothering her with questions, like “why not just do better law enforcement?”
And her response was BRILLIANT:
“I can’t arrest everyone. There are literally too many people to arrest.”
Get it?
She’s just one person!!!!
She’s the governor!!! She has other things to do besides arresting people!
And do you have any idea how many people there are, out there, who have guns?
Millions and millions!
How is ANYBODY supposed to arrest them all?
Impossible!
FAR better to just tell them to leave their guns at home!
As she says:
“In too many cities in New Mexico, there is someone with a gun sticking out of their waist or their belt. And I’ll tell you, if you’re a young person, you’re not allowed to have a handgun.”
More brilliance!
Because first of all, doesn’t it chill you to the bone, to think about someone with a gun sticking out of they’s belt?
I mean, what a way with words she has!!! That’s SUCH a chilling image!!!
It’s enough to make you want to make yourself a cup of cocoa, run shuddering to the nearest dark closet, shut yourself in, and never come out!
And second — pay attention, this is a VITALLY important nuance that normal people might have trouble following:
It’s a crime for a young person to have a handgun, but they have them anyway.
Woah!
Only not anymore!
Because now there’s a State of Emergency!!!
So if you’re an underaged thug in Albuquerque running around the streets, LOOK OUT.
Now you are DOUBLE not allowed to have a gun!
Brilliant.
Absolutely brilliant.
I can’t WAIT to see how how the gun deaths in Albuquerque drop to ZERO overnight.
That’ll show those gun nuts how gun control is the answer, once and for all!!!!