Re-education "Camps." Separating Fact From Fiction.
So if you pay too much attention to what wingers think, you hear all kinds of crazy conspiracy theories.
One of the craziest?
That us leftists would like to send them all to re-education “camps.”
Well. Of course that is crazy. Never in the history of the world have lefties EVER sent people to re-education “camps.”
The only people who sent people to re-education ANYTHING were right wingers like Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, etc.
I know, I know. Wingers says those guys were leftists, but if you know your history, you know that’s simply not true. Leftists are gentle, loving people. Our only real flaw is that we love TOO MUCH. Otherwise we might try stuff like throwing wingers in jail on very flimsy pretexts, and of course we would never do that!
And have you seen the pictures of those “camps,” from back in the olden days? They look terrible. Those ugly barracks, all those sad faces. They look almost as bad as the streets today in our major cities. Obviously those “camps” were run by wingers!
Plus, all those guys had the support of the military behind them, which also proves they are wingers, because only wingers use military force to subjugate people, except in extreme EXTREME cases like when insurrectionists overrun a federal building and take selfies all over the place.
So first off—for any wingers who might be reading this—no. We do not plan to send you off to “camps.”
However, as a leftist myself, I will say that re-locating wingers to on-site facilities designed to correct their thinking on major issues probably would be an efficient way to save them from themselves.
I mean, have you ever tried to argue with a winger?
They JUST DON’T LISTEN.
You can recite fact after fact after fact. You can send them a million links explaining that Biden’s economy is booming, or how them driving their gas-powered cars is killing the planet, or how trans rights are human rights.
And what do they do?
They ignore you!
They are SO STUBBORN.
Very frustrating.
Probably those stupid MAGA hats they wear stop actual facts from penetrating their brains. Hahahahaha.
Anyway, it gets VERY tiresome.
(That’s why so many leftists just won’t argue with wingers any more. How many times do we have to repeat ourselves before we just give up?)
So imagine if, instead of us leftists battling wingers one at a time over and over and over, we could just gather all the wingers in one place and explain things to them ONE TIME.
Well, maybe it would take more than one time. For the really stubborn ones. We might need to keep them in class for a few weeks. Or several months. And also take their MAGA hats away from them hahahahahaha. And maybe ask their family members and friends to denounce them in public to make sure they listen to us.
But, whatever. The point is, that would be SO much easier than trying to get them to agree with us on Facebook.
So. I’m not saying that there ARE any plans to do this. That’s just silly.
But there were plans to do it, would that really be such an awful thing?
The facilities would be very modern. They would probably offer free health care, like the latest COVID booster and tons of reproductive care. And the food would be healthy things, like soy patties and oat milk.
It would basically be the same as an all-expense paid vacation, when you think about it!
In fact, I bet the wingers would end up liking it!
Once they finally renounced all their wrong ideas that they got by consuming all that misinformation all the time.
It might be tough for them until then. But, when you think about it, that’s what they get, for being wingers!
No pain, no gain!
They should have paid attention to our Facebook posts!