Listen to the Right, I Mean "Correct," People, People!!!
Well, before I converted to leftism, I used to be sooooo confused. Like, who could I turn to, to know what I should think???
Sure, I knew about MSNBC, CNN, NPR, NBC, CBS…
And of course, there were all those HILARIOUS late night talk show host monologues. Who could have missed all of that???
But still, sometimes I couldn’t help but wonder…
Could there possibly be, out there somewhere, a relentlessly hard-hitting, fact-based continual source of indisputable leftie TRUTH?
The kind of truth I could share on social media and if any winger saw it, it would blow they’s MIND?
Because here’s what you need to understand.
It’s not enough to watch fact-based journalism.
You also need to follow fact-based 3rd party information-spreaders.
But then I found it.
OCCUPY DEMOCRATS.
I mean, even their NAME is fabulous.
They stole* borrowed that name straight from the Occupy Wall Street movement!
If you missed Occupy Wall Street back in the day, because you were a winger and were watching Spongebob or gaming instead of paying attention to more important things: Occupy Wall Street was when a whole bunch of fact-based citizen activists suddenly spontaneously all at once got the idea to congregate on Wall Street with tents and placards, so they could bend all those rich winger Wall Street corporations to The People’s Will.
Like, you know, make them give us free health care and universal basic income and cancel all our debt, etc. etc. etc.
Which never ended up happening. Those winger corporations are SO powerful! It’s disgusting!
But in any case, after they got tired of invading Wall Street, they decided to invade the Democrat Party instead, and take IT over and bend IT to The People’s Will!
Which turned out to be SO much easier!
Like those old school Dems were complete pushover wimps hahahahahaha!!!
And look what’s happened since?
The Democrats have completely dumped a whole bunch of stupid, outdated, worthless, boring, depressing ideas that were just slowing our progress. Like the importance of free speech and individual rights, and “character not the color of your skin.” Who needs all that stuff? We have a utopia to build!!!
So. If you haven’t ever seen the Occupy Democrats stuff, you go out right this instant and look them up. They’re on Facebook and Twitter I mean X.
You’ll find a TREASURE TROVE of information, plus TONS of photos of winger politicians with hilarious expressions that you can laugh at, and laugh and laugh and laugh.
(Just don’t pay attention to that awful Wikipedia entry that says nobody trusts Occupy Democrats and they publish false information and clickbait and stuff. Really, somebody with some decency and integrity ought to edit that entry. It’s not true, none of it. Occupy Democrats is all about Moving America FORWARD and if you don’t believe me just look at their website. Jeesh.)
*Full disclosure: I originally wrote “stole,” but it wasn’t really stealing. Because nobody owns words. And it is more of an homage. So I switched to “borrowed.”