I see that wingers are crying into their single malt over Hunter Biden’s latest brilliant legal move.
You see, the GOP has been harassing him, like he deserves it given how he has so heroically battled drug addiction all those years, can’t they just leave him alone?
But noooo. They have to pester him and pester him.
They ASSAULT him!!!
For example, those terrible IRS so-called “whistleblowers,” who concocted some cockamamie story about the DOJ interfering in an IRS investigation into whether Hunter tried to cheat his way out of paying taxes on $8.3m.
Right. Like a leftist would do such a thing! Everyone knows only wingers cheat on their taxes!!!!
Because wingers are the rich and greedy ones! Whereas leftists are all of modest means, and value the truly important things in life, like equity and kindness and world peace!!!!
But these so-called “whistleblowers,” who were probably paid to lie by the GOP, were absolutely SHAMELESS. They went to Congress and alleged all kinds of crazy conspiracy theories. Like that someone tipped off Hunter’s lawyers about their investigation.
Ridiculous!
But our man Hunter is NOT backing down. No he is not!
He sues EVERYBODY who dares spread anything bad about him!
He’s sued the computer repair shop guy who claims he had Hunter’s laptop. He’s sued some other winger who published the contents of the laptop!
And now he’s suing the IRS!
Because how dare they, go to Congress and spill a bunch of private information about Hunter’s taxes!!!!
They “targeted” him! They “sought to embarrass” him! It was all a “frivolous smear”!!!
I mean, people!
It’s not like Hunter is Trump!!!
Because you know we NEED to know all of Trump’s tax stuff because he is a winger and BAD, and his tax information is the obvious key to figuring out all the nefarious things he’s done his whole adult life.
Whereas Hunter is a private citizen whose private business has NOTHING to do with ANYTHING except his own private affairs that are his own private business.
So: go HUNTER!
Get those “whistleblowers!”
Maybe now people will think twice about harassing nice, peace-loving leftists for absolute NO REASON whatsoever!!!