Build Back Better. I BELIEVE. (With FIVE Truth Bombs!)
I can’t believe I used to think like a winger. Phew. Glad those days are over!
Now that I’ve smartened up and fly left, hahahahahaha, those wingers and their nasty misinformation talking points are just annoying annoying ANNOYING.
Such lying whiners.
Like, the economy. Sometimes it seems like all wingers can talk about is how bad the economy is. High prices, soaring credit card debt, people working two jobs (like anyone forces them to!) everything was so much better under “Trump,” blah blah blah.
Well there is NO question about one thing: the economy under “Trump” was actually terrible.
And that’s easy to prove!
A. “Trump” is a liar
B. “Trump” says his economy was “good”
C. Therefore, what’s actually true is exactly the opposite: “Trump’s” economy was TERRIBLE!
Meanwhile, wingers want to blame Biden for everything that’s gone wrong in their lives in the past couple of years. They probably blame him if they can’t find a parking spot. Or get a paper cut!
Well, guess what. BAD presidents like “Trump” can wreck the economy—I mean, it’s possible and very often happens.
But good presidents like Joe Biden?
They ARE NOT IN CHARGE OF THE ECONOMY. Never, ever, ever!
But do the wingers understand this? No, they do not.
And why don’t wingers understand?
Because they are not smart!!!
Like, they probably think Biden can just pick up the phone and call every single gas station in the country and order them to all lower our gas prices!
Hahahaha wingers do you have any idea how any of this works in the real world?
Economics 101! Gas prices are higher because our population is growing (immigration, duh!)—and more people means higher demand!
Higher demand, higher prices! I mean, people! I learned this back in, like, middle school!
So I am going to drop some truth bombs on any silly wingers who are reading this today!
1. Inflation
Sure, prices are going up.
But here’s what they don’t tell you.
The RATE of inflation is GOING DOWN.
Get it? Those last two little words? “GOING DOWN”!
Hello!
This isn’t rocket science!
“Going down” is EXACTLY what we need for inflation to do—and? It’s EXACTLY what’s happening! Don’t take it from me, just go online to any reputable news source and read the headlines!
And have you thanked Joe Biden lately for that? Because you really should. Imagine how happy it would make him feel if we showed a little gratitude once in a while!
2. Jobs
And have you heard about all the new jobs?
There are so many jobs, you could probably work five or six jobs if you weren’t so lazy and didn’t spend so much time doing lazy things like sleeping and eating and hanging out with your friends!
3. Wages
Oh, and haven’t you heard that wages are going UP?
News flash: now you can earn more than ever before! You can make a TON more money, without even doing more work!
So maybe instead of whining all the time, we should celebrate once in awhile?
4. War in Ukraine
And don’t forget that war in Ukraine. Do you have ANY idea how good that is for our economy? Like all those hard-working government people in the Department of Defense and everything, don’t you realize that their jobs help make us all richer and happier?
And it gets even better. Turns out, we had a bunch of old, obsolete military equipment lying around. Which was okay, but not ideal, because if it’s just sitting in a warehouse somewhere it’s not really doing anybody any good.
Meanwhile, Ukraine needs military equipment.
So, problem solved. We decide to gift them our old stuff.
And what do you think comes next, after we’ve completely depleted our military arsenal?
If you guessed “win-win,” BINGO.
Because now we can spend a bunch of money to build a bunch of new military stuff!
And what does that mean?
Jobs!!!!
Good, high-paying jobs!!!
Really!
Making missiles and stuff pays really REALLY well!!! Even Mitch McConnell says so, and he’s not exactly a liberal!
And even if you think Mitch McConnell is a two-faced lying skunk, just look at history! Haven’t you heard what happened to our economy from WW II? We were in a Depression before the war, the war came, and: hello, economic boom!
And if it worked back in the olden days, why wouldn’t it work again? It’s not like any of us here in America are getting killed or anything. So there’s really not much of a downside at all!
5. Renewables, AKA The Green Economy
Same thing with renewables. All those solar panels and windmills—do you think they’re going to last forever? Hah! Of course not! The windmills are going to burn out and fall over.
And I know, I know: there are wingers out there who claim that 14,000 solar panels in a 4.4 megawatt solar field in Nebraska got smashed to bits by hail this last July.
(Although it’s important to keep in mind: this was ONLY reported by BAD winger MAGA “news” sites, so it is probably not even true!!! AND: the Internet says that hail damage to solar panels is VERY RARE and it’s important to deal only with FACTS.)
But even if it DID happen, which is unlikely, so what?
All it means is that our government can give subsidies to build more solar panels, and what’s that mean again? JOBS. Have you seen what they pay to make solar panels? Me neither—actually, I think maybe they make them in China actually?—but even so, they get installed here in the US of A by real Americans, and I bet the installers get paid a LOT.
So how about we all stop whining and complaining, and admit the truth. Biden said he was going to Build Back Better, and that’s exactly what he’s done. And now that I’m a lefty, I use smart lefty math that is backed by the smart lefty people.
And lefty math is infallible (which means perfect in every way!) so no matter what you say, you will never change my mind!